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9 ways guys pee by icanseeyourmonkey 9 ways guys pee by icanseeyourmonkey
No I don't KNOW, okay? I don't KNOW why it struck me as a good idea to draw this.
But I did anyway. Click the image to view full size.

PRINT AVAILABLE! Thanks to the lovely folk at Topatoco, we now have a high-quality print of it available in my Fumboo webstore..
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**NEW update - wow, 60,000 people looked at this on my website in just the first 24 hours, thats pretty insane. Thank you SO much to everyone who shared it around. (edited)

I should clarify though, i notice a lot of people asking why certain peeing positions have been left out of the list, such as the hands-free, the one hand against the wall, etc. There are 2 reasons for this 1) the list was intended more as a list of trials men have to endure while peeing, things that make it difficult and the ways we try and counteract it. More that than just different positions we stand in. and 2) it's a list, it'll never include everything, and i was tired. THANKS AGAIN!

**update 4/9/11 THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE DD and nice comments, thats amazing ^_^ A few people mentioning they've seen this strip on other websites - NOTE many of these sites STEAL artists work, remove their name, and claim it as their own. This is normal practice for them. You can clearly see this is all my own, i've worked hard to make this my career and needless to say it's gutting when people doctor it and call dibs. If a site has their logo on a piece of art instead of an artists' name, they probably stole it**
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Given 2011-09-04
9 ways guys pee by ~icanseeyourmonkey is a humorous take on how men struggle in the toilet. ( Suggested by Astralseed and Featured by alexandrasalas )
:iconscootakick101:
scootakick101 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Student Artist
you forgot






the pants
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:iconhappylemonadewishes:
HappyLemonadeWishes Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Didn't know this...good thing I'm female XD
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:iconconcrete8:
Concrete8 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
fy
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:iconbabymaxine7:
BabyMaxine7 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
Lel
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:iconebolabears:
EbolaBears Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
You left out the easiest one. The stand over.
Stand over the bolw and shoot down. Less mess.
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah but then it'll splash all over your legs.
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:iconebolabears:
EbolaBears Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Only if you pee buckets
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:iconfoxdragonlover:
FoxDragonLover Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
for some reason this is adorable XD
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:iconandracus:
Andracus Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
xD I didn't even know. Thanks for informing^^
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:iconultradragonyoshi:
UltraDragonYoshi Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true XD
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:iconitsglados:
ItsGLaDOS Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
True story
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:iconoldones:
oldones Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
I love "just-woken-up" x'D so true!
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:iconmarcosdediego:
MarcosDeDiego Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
love it, so true!
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:iconcreation109:
creation109 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
I like woken up cause then it won't go everywhere
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:icongryffgirl:
Gryffgirl Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
Haha--whew!  Glad I don't have sons! :XD:
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:iconcrazysob42:
CrazySOB42 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Student General Artist
I don't know why I'm faving this...
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:iconmocadeluxen:
MocaDeluxen Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
shhh there's no need to
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BTW There's another trial that Men have to go through when they need to pee, Morning Wood, That could be number 10.
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:iconemeowrald:
Emeowrald Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
#8 explains a lot. No wonder I have to use the mop a lot when I clean 
the men's room at work. 
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:iconspencer-theamvmaker:
Spencer-TheAMVmaker Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ew they don't mop the womens bathroom floor at you're work :puke:
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:iconemeowrald:
Emeowrald Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013
Don't worry I mop the women's room too. It's just that 
there are less accidents there. 
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:iconspencer-theamvmaker:
Spencer-TheAMVmaker Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD true 
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:iconasere:
asere Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol!! I think number 5 happens to my fiancée a lot.
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Waitasec, Your fiancée leaves the door open?
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:iconasere:
asere Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The cats get upset when the door is closed. lol
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:iconadoptaway:
AdoptAway Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
I had no idea guys had it so hard! This is hilarious xD
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:icone-m-o-girl45:
E-M-O-girl45 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
lol funny now i now that men pee 9 different ways.....>.<
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This got me laughin so hard I needed to pee myself, Excellent work!:D
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:iconcupcakecrazy43:
CupcakeCrazy43 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Number 5's my fave
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:iconangelhero4:
AngelHero4 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013   Artist
CURSE YOU DOUBLE STREAM!!!!
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:iconbluerosethehedgehog:
Bluerosethehedgehog Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
this was hilarious!
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:iconbastian2670:
Bastian2670 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student General Artist
This is really funny
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:iconcrazytarget101:
CrazyTarget101 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD LOL I saw this on the meta picture.... AND IT'S STILL FUNNY AS HELL
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:iconbloodangel15:
BloodAngel15 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol on the weird side of dA lol and even if my brother closses the door my cat can fit under the door!
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT?!
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:icongryffgirl:
Gryffgirl Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
LOL--I'm glad that I have daughters! :laughing:
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:iconallhailinsanity:
allhailinsanity Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
never had a number 9 and 8 though
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:iconsoullesssaphire:
SoullessSaphire Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
so now you need to draw the female sequel XDD
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:iconcrazyeyecupcakes:
CrazyEyeCupcakes Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Student Artist
I feel bad for you boys. XD
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:iconbronybeforepony:
BronyBeforePony Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
never had a number 8 happen
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:iconbitteralkaloid:
BitterAlkaloid Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Woo! Guys who pee unite! :boogie:
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:iconinvaderkit321:
invaderKIT321 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Student Artist
Hahaha
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:iconneko-zee:
Neko-Zee Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
that is fuckin hilarious XD
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:iconmitchi93:
Mitchi93 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Hahaha XD Good job this is really funny and the cat part was cute. :3
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:iconmarybugs:
Marybugs Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist
hahaha this is really funny :giggle:
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:iconturbolover175:
turbolover175 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Don't forget the morning handstand!
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The Morning Handstand for Morning Wood.:XD:
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:iconbuildmypaperheart:
BuildMyPaperHeart Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Absolutely hilarious because it's true! Nice work XD
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:iconshaile-shadow:
Shaile-shadow Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
you forgot when you got morning wood, and have to do the leaning tower.
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:iconfaithstarlight:
FaithStarLight Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lmao, very entertaining :D
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